(He looked exactly like this, except black and not a child and not wearing a day-glow tie.)I had just stepped out the door to have a smoke at work today when a loud man walked up to me and said:
"Having a smoke huh? I think I will too! I was just at the DPS and the lady said I had a warrant out for my arrest! I was like, what the hell? I said lemme see that. I couldn't believe it. He was born June 10th. 4 days after me. Same year. Unbelievable. My name is James Wayne Dickerson. His name said James W. Dickerson. That's crazy. Can you believe that? Crazy. Hey, have a great day."
And he walked off. The soliloquy was actually much, much longer, but it was mostly him repeating that same stuff in different ways for 5 minutes, with me mumbling, "wow" every 30 seconds or so to be polite.
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