Look out, mofos, Jack Burden's got crazy wheels and he's not afraid to be awesome! The DoomCycle goes from zero to Ultimate Badass i...

My erstwhile colleague Austin Theodore Logan was digging through his closet the other day, probably searching for his dirty cache of ladies ...

Sometimes I use Blogger's random blog button in the hopes that I'll find something awesome. I never do. I never do until today. Toda...

How awesome is my awesome shirt? I know, right? Pretty fucking awesome. Thanks again to Topless Robot and Chop Shop for the kickass shirt...

Tattoos are cool. When done properly, they distill everything anyone needs to know about who you are into one convenient little picture, whi...

In the interest of Science, I did a Google blog search for the words " touched my boob ". Here are some of the best boob touching ...

YeeEEeeeEEEeeeeeEEeEeEEeeeeEessSSSSS!!!!!!!1 I won I won I won I won I won I woooonnnnnnnn!! This is the best day of my life. "Next up ...